Well alright, perhaps starting the New Year out with such a heavy and somewhat depressing list was not a good thing. For that I do offer my humble apologies and my promise to make this Imfamous Friday Five a bit more humorous and fun.
Now I am aware that my gazillions of readers(5) are far and away smarter than myself , yet I still think I can offer a few tidbits of obscure knowledge, that may even pass as interestingly inane. So with that and without further ado, I humbly present to you this Friday's Infamous Five things you might or might not have known, yet are none the less just out there.
1. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. "whoa Dudes, what a HEAVY concept."
2. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. "Imagine that."
3. It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. "No dudes, really."
4. If Barbie were life size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. " Now that is a whole lot of woman, I dare ya to tell her to go back in the kitchen and get you a sammich."
With that ya'll knew I was gonna bring a little sex into it....oh yes you did.
5. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS TEN TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. " whoa, dudes and dudettes does that mean being addicted isnt a bad thing?"
Well kids there ya go, its now up to all of you to comment of all of them, or some as you see fit, or to give me five that I might not know, your choise, but have a load of fun with it. Oh and by the way: Almost everyone that reads this will have tried to lick their elbow.
Peace, Love, and Light to all ......TR.
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