Tuesday Afternoon, no I dont sing

As you might have noticed I skipped Monday. I do this on purpose because I have always believed that Mondays are a hell of a way to spend a seventh of your life. I try to think of them as an extension of Sunday but without sports , save for Monday Nite Raw, if your into that sort of mindlessness.

Today though I did find a tidbit I want to share with Y'all from another forum I was perusing, I didnt find an author to give credit to but I found it quite true and humorous at the same time , along with a hint of truth for good measure, so here Y'go...THE REAL RULES!

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. >> We always hear "the rules" From the female side. >> Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers. >> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. >> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. >> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. >> 1. Crying is blackmail. >> 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! >>Just say it! >> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. >> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. >> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. >> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. >> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. >> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. >> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one >> 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. >> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. >> 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. >> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. >> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. >> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later. >> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear! >> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. >> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. >> 1. You have enough clothes. >> 1. You have too many shoes. >> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! >> 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; >> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

M'kay so I am still learning how to get this stuff just right but it works for Me, have a great rest of Your day. See Ya later.

It's Sunday and I think I am sober...Hmmm

Greetings and welcome to sobriety....err, Sunday. I find little or nothing terribly relevant about the news so lets just talk. I'll start...ok so what happened to all the hippies?, did they vanish in lieu of the almighty dollar or did they just find that making money was more important than changing the world, or perhaps they just gave up? Didn't we end a war and change a few things?

What gave us the right to quit? Change and freedom go hand in hand, when I was younger than I am now I fought for the 18 y/o vote....now its there and little used, why, because of apathy, and maybe even a bit of ignorance on our part. We didnt give those who needed it the right example. Perhaps the "I dont give a fuck attitude" and the " It dont affect me" attitude hit us a tad to hard and we took it seriously. What the hell happened, did we just give up and say its everyman for himself?...it seems so.

We did , I believe, a good thing this past November, but it seems those we voted for to bring about a change, took the oath and then ran off to a surgeon to have their spine replaced with a mass of quivering lemon jello. I hope it gets a bit more solid quickly.

OK enough of a rant for starters and My coffee cup is empty...speak as you feel.

talk to y'all later....TR

OK, so I'm a newbie, lets try this out.

First of all, Welcome one and all to this feeble attempt at humor, ranting and all other types of assorted BS. After reading an awful lot of blogs over the past few years I finally said to myself, "self, you can do this so why not try ?" so here I am the newbie on the block. Now I get to be the new resident pain in the butt.

This blog is actually a small attempt to let anyone spout their feelings without to much criticism, and maybe even a laugh or three. Hope the experiment is a success . By the way I hope Y'all can read computereze cuz sometimes my mind goes faster than my fingers.